Did you know...

• Did you know that when you envy someone, it's because you really likethat person?
• Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are realweak and most susceptible?
• Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are theones that really need some one to protect them?
• Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are : I love you, Sorry and help me -The people who say these are actually in need of them or really feelthem, and are the ones you really need to treasure, because they havesaid them.
• Did you know that people who occupy themselves by keeping otherscompany or helping others are the ones that actually need your companyand help?
• Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident inthemselves?
• Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy theirbeauty?
• Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to beunnoticed and need your help and understanding?
• Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in twofolds?
• Did you know that those who need more of you are those that don'tmention it to you?
• Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing thansaying it to someone in the face?But did you know that it has more valuewhen you say it to their face?
• Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is muchmore valuable than anything that is valuable that you can buy withmoney?
• Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes aregranted?
• Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling inlove, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and ifyou really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do. But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, andyou know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returnedin two-fold .
• DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON ME???... AT THE MOMENT,TIME AND PLACE THAT YOU NEED ME, CALL ME, I WILL BE THERE WITH YOU!!!!! "One day, we will change the world...or we are already changing it "THE BALL IS NOW IN YOUR COURT... If the world were to end in 24 hours,all the phone lines, chat rooms and e-mails will be saturated frompeople sending messages to others, saying: "I regret having made youfeel bad", "Pardon me", "I love you", "I hold you in high esteem", takegood care of yourself" and sometimes "I have always loved you, only Inever told you". Today, the ball of FRIENDSHIP is in your court, send this to those whotruly are your friends (including me if I am one). Also, do not feel badif no one sends this back to you in the end, you'll find out that you'llget to keep the ball for other people want more ...

..::fwded e-mail-from Padli@Budin -received 25/10/2004Mo::..

A Season of Speed Traps and Road Blocks !!

Assalamualaikum guys, and happy Berpuasa..
Yesterday when I was on my way back to Melaka (I used the highway route) I met with a road block. Then I was pulled over and then I started to "mencarut" 'shit, there goes my RM 300 today' because it was clearly a speed trap road block.

Then the officer asked me my IC, license and another license and the road tax. Luckily I'm a skemathic rider had passed all. The officer then only told me that it was a routine checkup. Glad to here it but I noticed that the officer whom choosed vehicles to be pulled over had a list of vehicles.

So guys please be extra careful when riding during this festive season. On that day I was lucky because there was a Treler kindly given signal that road block ahead (but I still running 120 km/h duh).

My father also informed me that police also had kept their eyes on route between Muar and BP through Jln Abd Rahman. So Bunger jangan ko main sembarang jer nak merempit... dah ler takder lesen lagi, moto sebu cam org kena asma... pepandai ko lah(^_^)

Okay lah, enough mengarut during puasa... wish all frens Happy puasa and Happy Hari Raya.. jgn ponteng puasa.. tak baik tau...

Assalamualaikum

Dedicated to Friends

Kawanku,
apa guna harta,ilmu & kuasa,
jika hidup tiada ketenangan,
nafsu disultankan, akal disisihkan,
apakah itu erti kehidupan?
cari & tujulah kearah cahaya,
tinggalkan kegelapan yang silam,
agar diri dirahmati selamanya.

written by Bupet
[KhairulAnuar]
originally published
kat kayu katil, SR 118 @2002 (rasenyer)..

Lawak Bulan Poserrrr

Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau si isteri menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya.

Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/ bersetubuh kan bang kann dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan". Kata si suami "yerr kerr. Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai utuk bunuh syaitan kann, betul tak sayanggg" sambil ketawa. Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang.

Selang dua hari kemudian, siisteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". Si suami tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". "tak pe...tunggula malam".

Esoknya si isteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang". Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah. Esoknya siisteri berkata "banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... ".

Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata .......... Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke nak bunuh abang"

yowa <==== the innocent !!! (?)

Salam.... Ramadhan.
Do you know yowa? he's a person, most people said- innocent. Ini yg silap. so, let me xplain. Yowa adalah budak jahat, "bangun pagi, layan Metallica!",kata Bupet. Dia pernah suspected, & kena bg statement kat Pak Guard,kes VCD porn.The truth still unveil.(erk...). Pernah gagal memulangkan buku library... ironically,up to date, still not return it-and not guilty! (cost estimated at least RM200). Kantoi ngan Pn. Sufiawati pasal terlibat dgn agenda copy mengkopi masa test TAX. "Saya xemniru cik..."-kata beliau, mempertahankan diri. Juga, dubbed "Sombong!" oleh ramai org, kalau kucing buleh sound gak, maybe kena gak tu! heh. Cukup tak bukti2 tersebut?!

Berikut adalah mangsa2(?) beliau (yg dpt diingat):
Slh anggap#1-Azam@Sunshine.."iih,lama abg ni xdtg.Mesti bilik abang ni bersih...". Ntah kenapa dia berfikiran demikian, gagal dikesan.

Slh anggap#2-Irwan Nurazale@Kota.."berani ko kutuk [yowa],ko nk kena panah petir?!" Ntah kenapa dia berfikiran demikian, gagal dikesan. (idola kot)

Slh anggap#3-Ijan(girl).. suatu mlm-yowa:"jom,aku antar ko balik naik moto". Ijan:"jom!". yowa:"eh,ko xtakut ke aku buat apa2?hoho". Ijan:"eeh, takkan la ko...". Sib baik yowa bkn seorg yg rajin.heh.

Slh anggap#4-HaneezaMaria@Eja...Eja:"ni,slh ko la Reza,xnk tolong aku kat cc tadi!". Reza:"erk...aku mane tau.[yowa] tu...". Eja ada masalah nk marah org 'nmpk baik'. "eh,marah mmbr dia,xsam marah dia ker?"-agaknye itu fikiran Eja.

Mangsa banjer#1-Irwan Nurazale@Kota..dh byk kali banjer [yowa] kat KFC,trip g Melaka pon, [yowa] abis kurang RM5.

Mangsa banjer#2-RezaHafiz@Kobes..byk kali gak banjer [yowa] kat KFC. Tapi dia xrisau pon, selain kaya, dia bley dpt balik around 40% yg dia banjer tu. (yowa xmakan banyak...jaga badan kot)

Mangsa banjer#3-Ijan@Boja..sanggup angkat kerusi yg diduduki [yowa],paksa dia ikut g benteng- (pembelanja yg ganaz)

Mangsa banjer#4-Elias@Bai(LingSan)..sbb xmakan daging kat dining(tp bukan vegetarian!),paksa [yowa] teman dia mkn benteng...+banjer la.(peristiwa Boja,menyebabkan Bai gelak 15minit non-stop.Energizer kot.)

Lain2MangsaBanjer:-Padli@Budin,An@Pujangga,Ieza,org komputer rosak(Sharihan@Air),etc.

Mangsa2 Yg Mintak Banjer sejak sekian lama, tp xdpt-Suraha@Are(nk roti canai),Nani(nk kopok lekor-[mcm ada penah banjer..]),Roy@Cocu(benteng!),Yana(nk KFC),Rohaya@Aya(nk mcm2),Razali@Mike(nk chicken chop), dan raaaaaamai lagi!

PEMANGSA...YOWA. Hahahaha "masa bila aku mintak?! Mane ada! Aku cuma ckp [sape banjer] jer...". Yeap, not guolty, innocent. Till next time!

ambik... am beck.... I Am Back!!!!

Salam...
hoh... betul. aku pasti kalahkan Lan! cuma.... (cuma apa?!) paper AUD cam hampas. soklan, aku xpenah jumpa pon jwpnnyer. mesti Zeha setuju gak. (tlg la setuju!)
paper arab tu... ntah. aku pon xtau soklan mintak apa part "berita putuih" tu. bedal ucapan sajalah. boleh... 60% keatas ler. hehehe

oh Lan, berbaik2 ngan Norachan yer.... hemm... aku takut nnt ko masuk penjara lak. hehehe (org berkenaan... gurau jer!)

E'eleh Lan... kat ats tu ber AKU-AKU... part ckp nyan Nora... ber SAYA-SYA la pulak. hm... kompem kena jail karang nih! baik ko jauh skit ngan wisma Sarawak kat JB tu. ada org nk tangkap ko!

apa lg aku nk taip ni... jap lg nk dftr ntk next sem. lain kali aku merepek lagi... bubbyeeeeee yoshhayowa!

alooooooooooo...

Assalamualaikum kwn2 yg disayangi semua...

yeah2.. peksa dah abis! lama sy (lan) tak post, almaklumlah exam.. baru abis smalam, suka tul aku, next sem praktikal pulak, takuuuutt... nora.. tolong........... ckp laa kat aweks2 yg ada kat sana tuh.. jgn buli akuuuuu... hehehhh! nasib baik ada adibah & yat kat sana.. ada laa geng aku...kalo kena pun, ramai2...

kepada latip... nanti praktikal kita buat rancangan bez2 punya tau.. kita ajak laa budak2 nie turun jb.. ok? aku rasa tip, sem nie aku kalah ngan ko.. mesti punya laa... leh dikatakan semua subjek aku teruk except fin, konfiden laa ckit.. yg lain semua hampeh... far- cm dah laa ckit, cukup2 mkn jek.. mintak2 lulus pun jd laa, csp-walaupun cm leh dikatakan tinggi laa gak, tp final susah giler, soalan unexpected.. maybe b leh laa dapat kot, ethic- tak payah citer laa, final giler susah, jauh dr hint2, yer laa, aku dgr citer dia tukar soalan, sbb bocor, kesian kita ek, ais- ermmm.. final kira 30% tul2 leh buat laa, yg lain menggoreng jek.. jgn hangus sudah laa.. arab- ingatkan paper ni laa leh tlg, tapi final pun susah, yg ucapan tu langsung aku tak tau... dah laa speaking individual hampeh... apa lagi ek..tu jek laa...

kepada nora chan.. betul laa, sy amik fin 610, rasanya tak sama dgn awak.. lagipun sy mmg takder buku teks, tak beli pun, guna nota photostate lecturer jek... jgn marah ek.. buku2 awak semua dah ada kat umah.. sy maybe blk jb ari rabu atau khamis, nak njoi ngan member2 dulu sblm gi praktikal training...

kepada semua member2 yg mengenali ku... sy ucapkan selamat berpuasa.. jgn ponteng2 tau! and all the bezz in ur life...

till next time..
wassalam..

Musim Peperiksaan menjelang lagiiii

Akum semua, kabare? warassss kang... Apik kancane aku iki he he he.. Wahai bebudak yg belum abis belajarrrr... studylah korang rerajinn. Muahahahaha.

Oh ya.. tak lupa utk mengucapkan salam takziah kepada Mohd Misman yg telah kehilangan bapanya baru2 ini. Semoga beliau tabah menghadapi dugaan.. Semoga roh bapa beliau tenang di alam sana. Marilah kita sedekahkan surah Fatihah beramai- ramai.

An baru beli henset- Motorola V566.. model lama and it's second hand. Leh tahan la harganyer.. RM 230. Still monotone and don't have all those funky functions.. biasalah bisnesman... kan Boja? Tapi still proud of this product. Org kata menang beli and menang pakai. Batu kalau tak puas ati sila jumpa An, tanya apa yg best sangat... Ok ini no henset baru beliau...012-9200468. Silalah anto mesej kat dia sbb dia ni langsung takder simpan korang punyer.. Sekian trimas.

Kepada yg praktikal lak.. enjoy ur experience. Kalau ada vacancy Fin. Exec sila lah post kat sini. Gaji mesti RM 1500 aa.Pastu ada elaun keter muahahaha.

Okay lah sampai kat sini jer saya merepek. Lain kali kita jumpa lagi. Bubbaiii and i love u very strong.. Arios